Pipe Boots For Your Dome

• Our customers are awesome and we would like to thank them by reading some of the letters and emails that we have gotten from those awesome customers. They don’t necessarily have to do with pipe boots or roof flashing but they are pretty entertaining. Remember that Flashings Direct features new deals each month and free shipping on orders over $250! You really can't go wrong with that, it's like winning, twice! Anyway please welcome our first letter, yes we got it in our mailbox which was weird but here it goes.

Dearest Flashings Direct,

I would like to thank you for offering such a superior product in your 35-year pipe flashings, I have owned a roofing company for ten years and have been using your products for quite some time. I can say that I have never had an issue with customer service or the quality of your products.

I do have a few questions however, I pattern myself as an “exterrestrial enthusiast” and I have almost constant contact with an alien race that occasionally visits and takes me into their ship. I really don’t remember much but when they beam me back down I have scratches on my forehead and for an hour all I can smell is French cheese. It is all quite traumatic and I am never quite sure when my alien friends will return.

Originally I would wear a tinfoil hat as a means of hiding my brain waves from them and for a while it worked. I think that they eventually figured it out because after a while tinfoil seemed to be ineffective. I grabbed a #3 35-year pipe flashing from Flashings Direct. I am proud to say that I have been wearing it on my head for two months now and have not had one alien abduction. Thank you Flashings Direct!

Love,

Bill

Um… Thanks Bill, stay out of the sun for a while!  

P.S. Bill and his letter are not real, we were just having a little fun! We would love to hear from you regarding any of our products and would like to sincerely thank our loyal customers!